The Resume Response
I get email frequently about my resume. This time I laughed until I cried; I wasn't expecting the punch line:
Dear Mr. Williams,
Where is Ashburn, VA? I lived
in Arlington at roughly King St.(Rt 7) and
We are always investigating people
for technical positions here at the
Unfortunately, both of the Human
Resources people who saw your web site at
A couple of the Systems people
very carefully brought your web site up and
We are warning non-Systems people
that they shouldn't try a viewing without
The HR people are doing well.
When they get back, they'll be using the
And you will have a very happy day, won't you?